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If your gut reaction to Texas and Florida doing well on covid is to propose some underhanded method with which those numbers were reached then you are a non-scientific partisan

Imagine a line on a chalkboard. At one end it says "hey, sometimes you mix up your gun and your taser in the heat of the moment" and on the

Abolish white people who are like this. "I just wanted to ask you what can a white person like myself, who isn't prejudiced - what can I do to help

I see people doing this so I'll try to do an October horror movie recommendation thread. Don't expect everyone to enjoy all of these, obviously, but some are weirder and

I tweet about the whole "eat bugs" thing a lot and a vegetarian asked me what the difference was between bugs and cows or pigs that isn't just arbitrary and

Blind auditions, which exist because of bias to begin with, are seen as bad because sometimes the end result doesn't look good in photos.https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/16/arts/music/blind-auditions-orchestras-race.html Just so you get

Dog park lady is annoying af but the fact that her name is trending right now because she was doxed is an indicator that we can't even be mad at

Nothing but respect for MY president! She sure can pick 'em.

Everyone who shared that (clearly) fake Biden ad got their accounts locked? Wow, looks like someone posted it in the replies and got auto locked. They got their algo on

William Shakespeare is trending. I hope he didn't get coronavirus. Seriously though do you know that if Shakespeare were alive today, he'd be the only person in the world who

This is extremely not good.https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1253053108764184576 This is the polar opposite of the media looking for reasons to make the drug look bad. This is professionals in relevant positions being brushed

People are emotionally invested in coronavirus treatments not working. Here's a quick test: If you see some negative results about hydroxychloroquine and your first thought is "TOLD YOU SO" or