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I see a lot of seemingly rational adults on here saying stuff like “it’s messed up that a bad thing happened on this tv show” and it’s like, yeah man,

Nice Might have to do this one Oh no way This might be good Or this one possibly Gotta pick this one up for my mom Adorable This one could

“Hey after this do you want to go watch Avatar 1 with motion smoothing on my 96 inch TV and never fuck again” “Mmm you smell like a Denny’s” “I’m

Is this on purpose I don’t know what’s on purpose any more Is THIS on purpose??!!

I remember being at work on election night, at 11 something pm, watching North Carolina turn red like it was the first mushroom cloud before the static.None of this shit

I can’t stop laughing at the idea that Wookies are about as smart as dogs but Han Solo doesn’t know that because he’s an alien so he just fully treats

Real people get massacred every day in schools and churches because people gun owners think that they'll go Red Dawn the exact second a hypothetical tyrannical government comes to their

Look at this old gross babyHahaha I bet he’s one of your dads tell him I said happy Father’s Day sorry he couldn’t get potato bread because his wet mouth

People who “don’t want to be a sheep” are fuckin’ crazy.Your job is to eat all day and get haircuts. Your boss is a dog. People all over the world

You children will love watching our “Animated Maniacs” destroy the historic Warner Bros. film studio and try to have sex with their nurse. Intermittently, a lab rat who is a

Do you ever sit down to work and then instead of working just start compiling an endless list of the best casting decisions in the history of comic book adaptations

The Charmin bear family changes color according to which quality of toilet paper they are advertising. In neutral advertisements, they are brown. You're probably wondering if they have names, of