I can’t stop laughing at the idea that Wookies are about as smart as dogs but Han Solo doesn’t know that because he’s an alien so he just fully treats him like a man and Chewbacca has like 30% idea what’s going on and meanwhile Han is letting him drive a spaceship
This is why Princess Leia doesn’t give Chewbacca a medal and thinks Han is a gigantic moron
Han is just a really confident guy and he thinks he speaks Wookie but it’s all gibberish and Chewbacca is just hungry for people food
If you guys think this is upsetting, wait until you see literally any other thought I’ve had about Star Wars. https://twitter.com/i/events/853699857915183108?s=21
Woke up to some mad cats
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