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Surely people must realize Elizabeth Bruenig is not being criticized for being a mother at age 25 — surely people realize it’s the subtext that we should start encouraging young

The QTs to this is every white leftist in Brooklyn who doesn’t actually care about police accountability and instead telling off their rich great aunt: “shut your fucking face you

Breakfast Club live tweet with @Coolranch4lyfe commencing! hey hey hey! oooo ooooo this is seriously a no less than 50 times movie for me. John Bender is hot as fuck

Who is Anthony Blinken and more importantly, is he hot I mean he’s definitely the type of somebody, but that 1992 J. Crew catalogue haircut isn’t really doing it for

this isn’t going to make him like you sweetiehttps://twitter.com/deadeyebrakeman/status/1320785467122438146 I guess the other thing is that she’s not funny at all. She’s Sarah Cooper humor and I just want her

okayhttps://twitter.com/lewgo2/status/1305571318293819395 deep dish is good. We don’t eat it all the time because we don’t want to die of a heart attack. don’t compare deep dish to regular pizza because

so much of Liz Bruenig is literally Patrick Bateman and maybe that’s why I dislike her so much Matt is honestly on the spectrum at least. She’s a hollow mishmash

thinking about starting a hey! follow these unproblematic men that say smart stuff and interact with me in a nonsexual way there are actually quite a few of you (I

you didn’t live 1998 if you didn’t hear that fucking song and “Semi-Charmed Life” twice a dayhttps://twitter.com/yashar/status/1290617214068912128 I feel like we don’t talk about how fucking annoying “Torn” is. Like,

What Bryan Adams is fucking stupid, true, but what @jordanknight did I see as inherently worse. considering he built his hypocritically built his solo career grounded in Darrin Henson, Jimmy