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this is seriously a no less than 50 times movie for me. John Bender is hot as fuck

I love those old 80s BMWs

Did they really call people “defectives” in the 80s

Tidbit: there is no Shermer HS in IL. This was filmed at Maine East High School. Think it’s in Park Ridge (also home of Hillary Rodham as a youth)

I want Molly Ringwalds whole outfit. It was never not cool. Her makeup, hair, everything

I’m surprised Ally Sheedy never really got typecast. She was so good at weird. I remember her as an artist strange sort of person and also lesbian in the 90s movie called High Art

“Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?” never not good!

Technical difficulties eeesh

“That man is a brownie hound” oh no Bender was a Twitter leftist ugh

I’m at the point where I would also go to detention for solely human contact, Ally Sheedy

Why don’t they take their gloves off. Sit back relax, you got all day.

“we’ll get the prom Queen impregnated” uh what was that ever funny

“You couldn’t ignore me if you tried” lol I think I’m actually Bender

“I don’t know any lepers either but I’m not gonna join any of their clubs” fair enough

“demented and sad but social” fuck I love it

AMH has amazing comedic timing in this, he’s so underrated @Coolranch4lyfe

Yikes “f***ot” such an 80s movie.

I’m a weird amalgam of AMH and Bender irl I’m realizing

“screws fall out all the time, the worlds an imperfect place” so true

“If he gets up we’ll all get up it’ll be anarchy” so Bender isn’t a leftist

“You’re mine Bender, for two months I got you” you don’t actually want that dude

The dandruff snow was never not gross

Bender just ripping pages out of books for the hell of it lmao

“Moliére really pumps my nads”

Party at Stubbys hell yeah bring out the Natty Light

“You’re just feeling sorry for yourself” “if I didn’t nobody else would” jesus is this Twitter

Good lord Bender is disgusting to Molly Ringwald in this movie, and of course, she eats it all up. Women, man, we make such terrible decisions in men

Bender is way bigger than Emilio theres no way he wouldn’t win that one

“I am the eyes and ears of this institution my friends”

“I’ve seen her dehydrated sir. It’s pretty gross”

“Now why don’t you tell me why you’re really in here” Ally, my girl

Ugh now I want sushi

I love this movie, but Bender is fucking so terrible to Ringwald, borderline rapey. They, including Emilio and AMH, all treat her like an object only capable of sex, yet they mock her for being a “princess” and a “virgin”

How does Dick have a bikini girl calendar in his office @Coolranch4lyfe

That’s some bag of pot there

“You think this is cute, you think this is bitchin’?”

“I make 31,000 a year” oh my god that seems even low for 1984 for a high school principal