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this isn’t going to make him like you sweetie https://twitter.com/deadeyebrakeman/status/1320785467122438146
I guess the other thing is that she’s not funny at all. She’s Sarah Cooper humor and I just want her to go away
these are the people who love to brunch more than any of them. I know because I used wait on them. (they smell like leftover Red Bull and vodka from the night before)
@deadeyebrakeman the key is to not let the fascists win
She has a very nice patio at mom and dad’s. https://twitter.com/atk825/status/1320835650090774528
I need to get on this. Make fun of Joe Biden having dementia, brunch sucks, rich parents, DSA dues. I feel like I can do this and start a Patreon
I think this would be okay if she was funny but last time she made a “video” just wanted to humblebrag about how many men send her messages about wanting to see her feet? (this didn’t happen) She needs some self-esteem, man. Date better men lol
Well *my* DMs don’t look anything like this ever huh 
https://twitter.com/deadeyebrakeman/status/1316444132215123968
https://twitter.com/deadeyebrakeman/status/1316444132215123968
oh fucking god I cannot handle another dumbass white leftist chick’s stans. https://twitter.com/xochipillitzin/status/1320871201741381634
Literally every time! just let your dumb friend get wailed on like the idiot she is. Also, why do your followers go into attack mode? Wonder why that’s weird!!! 
And now Kylie is PISSED I’ve been home an hour guys lol https://twitter.com/deadeyebrakeman/status/1320883418297552896
alright tbh my god
Bruenig stans> Kylie stans
Bruenig stans> Kylie stans
welp I discovered that criticizing leftists for being dumb about liberals is bad UNLESS you are a leftist criticizing liberals and then it’s funny. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
Leftist simps are fucking NUTS
@deadeyebrakeman uh for the PEOPLE IN THE BACK. Also, get fans that aren’t white men who want to suck your feet https://twitter.com/fanniesroom/status/1320858058713526277
As this idiot has toxic fucking stans, this thread will be ongoing. she knows it, and she FUCKING loves it.
Kylie it is though come on. Read your fan freaks’ replies. This isn’t how you want to become a comedian, and you have literally no crossover appeal outside of DSA men who sexually harass women. https://twitter.com/deadeyebrakeman/status/1320891694162743296
For somebody who *hates* getting DMs from men who want to see her feet, she sure talks about it a lot https://twitter.com/deadeyebrakeman/status/1320089300151660544
Getting a bit sick of this. She’s not “just a girl on the Internet.” I keep seeing her dumb videos everywhere. She likes to mock people, and then when we mock her back, she can’t fucking handle it. Then she sics her weirdo feet Bernie Bros. Bullies hate being bullied obvs. 
https://twitter.com/saintgreeedy/status/1321126823535796224
Bernie Bros. Bullies hate being bullied obvs. https://twitter.com/saintgreeedy/status/1321126823535796224
when you get all your politics from Chapo Traphouse https://twitter.com/brettsperminute/status/1321140711551451140
GUYS STOP TALKING ABOUT MY FEEEEETTTTTT https://twitter.com/smullins3000/status/1321149363435892736
again, nobody likes brunch more than leftists because I waited on them. They are obsessed with it. This is projection. https://twitter.com/ferengimarx/status/1321156845898117121
THIS CHICK wow what a fucking tool https://twitter.com/deadeyebrakeman/status/1321162936807641094
Kylie you’re my new obsession. Your fucking simps are the most insane people on the Internet. Was that what you set out to do? Do you enjoy that part? FEET! https://twitter.com/deadeyebrakeman/status/1321162778866925568
*sigh* no obviously not. But it *will* happen if you post them. and my DMs are closed and I don’t post coy newly manicured pictures of my feet and then do a video on how “all men want to see is my feet.” Literally it’s the most transparent shit. https://twitter.com/calebrountree/status/1321176239013507077
Well if you continue to simp like a psycho then yeah! https://twitter.com/henereyg/status/1321179945306001408
the cosplay socialists love this boring ass shit lololol https://twitter.com/briebriejoy/status/1321178952774332424
leftists’ definition of psychopath is extremely fluid and also wrong. It is not “the person who does the same mean things that I do, but then to me” https://twitter.com/shambolic_ow/status/1321203904718213121
. @deadeyebrakeman tell your foot fetish fan cam guys to stop tweeting at me https://twitter.com/chamberhands/status/1321473839482720258
Kylie for real, I can’t stop until they stop https://twitter.com/ricen13/status/1321472164978184192
yea well this therapist sees through the anger at rich parents and exes. You all are white coddled kids from the suburbs who have never struggled for a damn thing in your life. https://twitter.com/chamberhands/status/1321476099323400195
Literally no liberals are doing this. She must be obsessively stalking Alyssa Milano’s account. Or else hanging out with a lot of people who miss brunch! (which is what it is. Why else does she talk about fucking brunch so much when literally *nobody* else does.) https://twitter.com/chamberhands/status/1321477910155436033
Again, this is why I hate what she’s doing. She’s perpetuating this stereotype of a liberal segment that literally doesn’t exist, except for her rich suburban parents’ house parties. The “wine moms” are fucking working their asses off while you smoke weed and uh podcast https://twitter.com/chamberhands/status/1321479289657765892
My bachelor’s degree is in English. https://twitter.com/chamberhands/status/1321479498982957056
This is an honest challenge. Find me proof of this. I’m not talking blue-check liberals. I’m talking fucking normal humans https://twitter.com/chamberhands/status/1321480214057263109
I like this thread, because it demonstrates the insanity of DSA cult simps. They are literally MAGA. It will go on forever until they stop tweeting at me; that said, if they don’t that’s fine too because we all know I live for this shit
again where is the proof of what Kylie is saying about brunch. I didn’t ask you what you thought about Obama’s foreign policy lol https://twitter.com/chamberhands/status/1321483326557986821
a lot of therapy imo is working through the bullshit. Therapists aren’t as good as they should be at this, but I guess it’s my uh “working class background” that taught me that
D-. I’d like a rewrite by tomorrow https://twitter.com/chamberhands/status/1321484647059066880
maybe. Anyway, you were easily the nicest simp and thank you for that. https://twitter.com/chamberhands/status/1321485120684085250
Well I’m a social worker. I’m voting. I’m making calls. I’m doing my best to change shit, as one person. I have been for the least five years.
also, nobody owes you shit. Here’s your metaphor: you can’t just brunch and be served. This shit is a buffet. Get your own damn food. https://twitter.com/chamberhands/status/1321487793332330497
also, nobody owes you shit. Here’s your metaphor: you can’t just brunch and be served. This shit is a buffet. Get your own damn food. https://twitter.com/chamberhands/status/1321487793332330497
right? I even put in my bio. She’s super good at what she does. https://twitter.com/zorkgoesbirding/status/1320887458108559362
If you simps keep tweeting at me about a stale ass thread, then it will keep going. Again Kylie, get a hold of your simps. https://twitter.com/jjax3/status/1321502229224980481
I totally am. Sometimes it shocks me too. https://twitter.com/yesbesurright/status/1321510196351541248
It actually is for the majority of us. Not for you, but that’s the point. I’m strategic. https://twitter.com/octipii/status/1321191499355377665
@deadeyebrakeman come collect your roadkill please. this is just going to keep going. I enjoy it tbh but it looks bad for you lol https://twitter.com/lcdickens/status/1321530810617503749
yes very *happily* in a monogamous relationship with a woman as he simps all day long for sone rando woman he doesn’t know. your girlfriend? probably be irritated by this by if she knew, unless she’s DSA which you ardently claim you are not. https://twitter.com/calebrountree/status/1321535559819534337
I have to keep saying this, but again, I’m a therapist. If you wish tell me I’m “projecting” I’m happy to show you my research project on Freudian defense mechanisms. You all are boring and easy and dumb. I like people who are interesting and weird and cool.
Caleb is mad I said he shouldn’t be simping for a girl he doesn’t know when he has a girlfriend. He knows I’m right but that anger gets projected at me because he doesn’t like being confronted about his behavior. This is how this works.
You guys are doing great helping me teach! https://twitter.com/calebrountree/status/1321539453375139841
You guys are doing great helping me teach! https://twitter.com/calebrountree/status/1321539453375139841
what I’m aiming for is that this thread makes it to all the DSA Klan group chats and trust nothing makes me happier https://twitter.com/goodstacegal/status/1321500624261844992
yes sweetie we know how much leftists like brunch cause it’s all you do. you’re literally drinking mimosa on some Brooklyn patio right now while paying with dad’s credit card and taking night improv classes. boring ass humans. https://twitter.com/meetyourmako/status/1321519850800345088
tbh so am I. You guys can tell I enjoy this right? Y’all are dumb as hell https://twitter.com/myra_mc/status/1321509602769317890
well hopefully to Kylie. She needs to find a new line of work. She has no timing, he voice is boring, she’s terrible at one-liners, she literally looks like the epitome of a suburban white chick who moved to Brooklyn and now feels that she’s finally cool. https://twitter.com/yesbesurright/status/1321511282424631297
I mean that’s thing. She’s not talented! she just spits out stuff she saw on her moms Facebook’s friends feed. bitch you’re mayo and you’re a bully. Your simps are bullying me, not that I care, I fucking love it. You all do understand my point of this thread now right? https://twitter.com/lewgo2/status/1321542251642834946
look I’m not even saying a word here. Let her speak for herself lol. That works best sometimes. https://twitter.com/unhinderedlass/status/1321300051885514754
Oh my god this like group therapy. Look sweetie, we know you hate yourself. That’s why you’re a DSA asshole lol. People who like themselves would never be associated with toxic things, because uh they don’t want to be around toxic things? https://twitter.com/goodstacegal/status/1320858960501456896
an yes hilarious! did it make you forget you hate yourself?
no it didn’t, did it? Can you tell I was once a mean girl? https://twitter.com/goodstacegal/status/1320860765759258624
no it didn’t, did it? Can you tell I was once a mean girl? https://twitter.com/goodstacegal/status/1320860765759258624
god these people are more transparent than MAGA because they all have literally the exact same background. None of them have ever surprised me once, or done anything that wasn’t totally and completely predictable
Kylie will marry a foot dude who has a lot of money and get a McMansion in oh seven years. She’s literally that basic. https://twitter.com/keystonetake/status/1321598328182874113
Mayo Brent got thoughts about his his mom who REFUSES to pay his rent anymore, that BITCH https://twitter.com/tvsbrent/status/1320859514149720065
I know I can’t wait for ole’ Dead-Eyes to be in her (1) McMansion or (2) doing this. Luckily her friend Blair is talented and is going places even if she hates me. https://twitter.com/techtangential/status/1321599234282561536
literally I work in ERs with vulnerable populations while supervising crisis workers, but DSA Debbie who’s literally never done anything except smash that subscribe button got thoughts about how we should work with them https://twitter.com/goodstacegal/status/1321602742197002242
Hell yeah more leftists! Don’t stop shitposting now https://twitter.com/hellblazervice/status/1321623920630444032
Hey Dead Eye @deadeyebrakeman you know this is never going to end right
Hey @deadeyebrakeman tell you mom or fucking sister to stop doing your work for you lol
Can you believe this shit? She started following me? Also she looks, um, well-off
I feel bad for Kylie she has to be so embarrassed. You literally pulled your rich and obviously well-heeled sister or mom to stalk me. Just get an alt dumbass hahahahaha
God what a bunch of rich children. Seriously the more I learn about them all, the more terrible they are
lol then stop following me? I literally have no idea who the fuck you are https://twitter.com/talleststone/status/1321655135756558336
I love how dumb people are. If your think this is about one dumb 25 yo, you’re seriously deluded. I’ve been doing this for five years. If I don’t push back on these assholes, who will?
Kylie’s mom has followed me and now blocked me this evening. Again, don’t forget they’ve been trying to hack into my Twitter account. no tears for Kylie people
well when you all tell me I’m uh “projecting” and being poorly manipulative using clinical terms you learned in therapy (and all wrong, my God. These people are as dumb as MAGA) I have to school ya. Don’t be dumb idk https://twitter.com/nathancsn/status/1321677825418489857
Again, literally you surround your self with the DUMBEST humans Dead-Eyes https://twitter.com/nathancsn/status/1321679875934089217
oh my god please gain just one brain cell children. @deadeyebrakeman will you get a hold of these psychos lol. Just give them a fucking feet pic goddamn lol https://twitter.com/nathancsn/status/1321683935949025281
This thread is my fucking Twitter magnum opus and it will never end. I’m having a blast sorry guys
this psycho went to his alt to stalk me because I blocked his other account. @deadeyebrakeman you enjoying this? Is this people you wanted to attract with your uh comedy? Is this really where you want to be?tell your therapist everything. Don’t tell her shit selectively https://twitter.com/nathancsnpro/status/1321689528944398336
Bitch with a blue check is trying to tell me she’s lived in poverty he whole life. What is with these suburban idiots trying to pull shit with me lol https://twitter.com/nowyousieme/status/1321689699556200448
. @mattyglesias does Vox force its employees to live in poverty because this is what I’m being told
babe I am the help. :)
Again, your lies are not becoming. You are smart and probably educated. Get a real fucking job like we all do, and you won’t have to live in poverty and blame it on everybody else but yourself https://twitter.com/nowyousieme/status/1321694769689563137
Again, your lies are not becoming. You are smart and probably educated. Get a real fucking job like we all do, and you won’t have to live in poverty and blame it on everybody else but yourself https://twitter.com/nowyousieme/status/1321694769689563137
I think about my former clients with schizophrenia who lived in crackhouses for $900 a month & food stamps. Bed bugs & filth. You haven’t seen SROs in Chicago man. Terrible. So when these super educated idiots complain about their choice to be impoverished? Makes me really mad!
I remember when leftists were trying to look up my license a few weeks ago as leftist incels do, and they had the wrong fucking Kelly. Morons, all of you lol https://twitter.com/nowyousieme/status/1321696531205001217
Wait so you don’t live in poverty? Look at these dumb ass leftists lol https://twitter.com/nowyousieme/status/1321698752709730304
The cosplaying poverty is the stuff that bothers that shit out of me. It’s so fucking offensive. I am lucky enough to have never faced real poverty, but I fucking know what it looks like and it’s goddamn terrible.
Literally look how easy it’s been for me to take apart all of their lies. Usually it’s not this easy in actually therapy with people who can self-reflect, but these people are the most predictable insecure stupid humans
Barstool Sports, alright leftist BINGO https://twitter.com/barstoolsharks/status/1321702059985367040
you belong to an organization where you harass women. And no, you all are giving me a good time. Tonight’s gonna be my weekend https://twitter.com/BarstoolSharks/status/1321702496444710913
the reason I have to keep saying “I’m a therapist idiots” is because they try to play therapist when they my behavior. y’all are so out of your element. You know nothing about psychodynamic theory or human motivation. have I said these people are morons yet? Cause yeah https://twitter.com/skyonair_/status/1321703907614203904
I’ve said it like 20x in many different ways but here’s my motivation: (1) it’s super fun being a mean girl to terrible people and bullies and I know I’m good at it (2) Kylie wants people to vote green, Trump, or not at all. For this reason, she’s bad and it’s contagious obvs
(3) big leftist accounts are bad humans. They faced little pushback for years. Now we all see that Chapo Brie-Brie, etc are a bunch of psychos. There’s more ppl pushing back on these dumb accounts, thank god, because I was getting pummeled alone for so long. Now that sucked!
(1) no you are not getting a picture of my license (2) this is it. Y’all have seen this multiple times now. Come on. you don’t like me because I have you number, but it doesn’t mean I’m not great at what I do. https://twitter.com/drcum7/status/1321707276969811971
uh “Dr. Cum” has thoughts about what a therapist should be lol https://twitter.com/drcum7/status/1321711023582191616
This thread is my dissertation bitch. I’m super proud of it, please don’t be mean to it https://twitter.com/kolleencarney/status/1320957552184623105
