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Ashley C. Ford

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So! For ??? reasons I’ve had irregular periods my whole life (gaps between cycles reaching up to 10 mos) BUT for the last year(!) I’ve had a consistent cycle. This

Damn near everybody in the midwest has a knife. I literally got rid of mine the day before I moved to NYC. I taught at Boy Scout Camp and all

My sister works at a daycare. One of her coworkers was diagnosed with COVID 19, and the school ONLY notified the people in that woman’s classroom, and no other teachers

The human obsession with blame & punishment is at the root of so much toxicity. We don’t like feeling pain without someone being at fault & without them intentionally hurting

Is there one ceramic pan to rule them all? I need that. Where is that? *bonus points* for having direct experience with said pan.

Do you have a favorite R&B cover of a soft rock song? I’m extremely fond of Hard to Say I’m Sorry by Chicago being covered by Az Yet. Okay, we’ll

One of the things I've learned in trauma therapy is "hyper-vigilant pattern observation" happens to be a pretty common reaction to prolonged abuse. And I think I see that played

Y’all can talk wild in my mentions all day long, but I know enough to know you can’t make assumptions about what anybody has access to or resources for AND

I get what this is “supposed” to do, but unless you’re handing out free masks, imma need you to step back from that ledge, my friend.https://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1250472598720430086 Y’all can talk wild

Wow. I’m depressed, guys. This has nothing to do with birds.

I keep a list of birds I’m scared of, and this one is number 3.https://twitter.com/mohammedzismail/status/1249176785679527942 Here’s *my* top five birds I’m scared of:1. Shoebill stork2. Emu3. Harpy Eagle 4. Cassowary

I think tonight is the night I finally watch The Emperor’s New Groove. Wait a minute...is this Tom Jones?! Kronk and this theme music I can’t. His wife is so