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Lexi Rose
misslexirose
Questions I’ve been asked in TV job interviews that I often wonder if I’d have been asked if I’d had a penis.“A thread”: A prestigious documentary company:‘Award winning’ executive producer:
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hollyblack
So tonight Sebastian found the map.https://twitter.com/hollyblack/status/619306298836955138 They couldn’t wait until morning. It turns out that when you bury a box for five years, it rots away. So we didn’t find
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Rob Gillezeau
robgillezeau
This is the centerpiece of BC's income assistance changes. It's very modest, but not insignificant given that for a single person the existing maximum benefit is $760. #bcpoli https://twitter.com/richardzussman/status/1245758851401449472 For
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MagaTink
"What is privilege?....Privilege is wearing $200 sneakers when you’ve never had a job.Privilege is wearing $300 Beats headphones while living on public assistance.Privilege is having a Smartphone with a Data
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Delaney
smailsayinstuff
I’ve spent the last four years wondering what my last few months at Northwest would be like. the last thing I would have expected is what we’re going through right
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Lauren McKenzie
TheMcKenziest
Boomer parents forcing us to eat things we hated as kids, forcing us to stay at the table for hours, sobbing... that was abusive as hell I’m going to mute
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Keith Ng
keith_ng
The whole point of "it's okay to be white" is that it's a trick statement. It's trying to reframe "non-white people should get a seat at the table" as an
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Carly Pildis
CarlyPildis
I dreamed that @Sethrogen came over with macdonalds and cleaned my house. He brought his own cleaning supplies and told me He had offered to clean while we were drunk
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solomonmissouri
So I'm to recorded communion for the saints... The children of God ain't had the grace of the table in 5 months... So I'm thinking hey I can record a
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ContemporaryWife
BwahaDenise
That evening the league table disappeared from the notice board at KRUFC and there was no official declaration of the winner. The then fixtures secretary didn't want to know so
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Scott Weinberg
scottEmovienerd
what's the funniest moment in Young Frankenstein (1974)? I bring this up because @stevendegennaro and I just recorded an episode of @svfpodcast in which we basically just tongue-kiss this movie
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Paul Swinney
Paul_Swinney
THREAD: There's much to like about the Government's expected push on walking and cycling to work in response to public transport capacity being much reduced by #covid19. But how realistic
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Ryan Hunn
ryanhunn
Following the jawnz chat on this week's podcast, might be time to do a thread of Bundesliga coaches' touchline get up. Alright, in order of current table position. Hansi Flick,
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Stinie (Thesis Hiatus) (ノ・д・)ノ*:・゚✧ Stabby fluff
LeeBbeunee33
Modern HuaLian: Love is your Silver LiningThe door unlocks. Hua Cheng, in a sudden panic, scrambles to put away the ring designs he is looking over and replaces them with
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Robert Welch II
RobertWelchII2
I'll be spending the rest of the day making southern lemon pies for my Nurses when I was in the hospital with covid-19 and their family's so I'll be off
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Matteo Franceschetti
m_franceschetti
Have you considered moving to Miami? Here are 5 things that I have learned about being a tech founder in Miami... DiversityMiami is arguably the most diverse city in the
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