So I'm to recorded communion for the saints... The children of God ain't had the grace of the table in 5 months... So I'm thinking hey I can record a little video
The first time I didn't press record
The second time the camera fell
The third time I almost set myself on fire messing around with the altar candles
The forth time the camera cut my head off
The fifth time I squirted grape juice on myself
Have y'all considered maybe God don't wanna give y'all communion no more????
Sky God is over us... And I completely understand
I have had FIVE communions today!!!!!
I am the most communed person in North Carolina!!!!
Update... I've called the millennials
The late millennials and a zoomer
Y'all keep us in prayer... They finna grab somebody baby "ring light"
Success!!!!! Zoomers win!
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