So I& #39;m to recorded communion for the saints... The children of God ain& #39;t had the grace of the table in 5 months... So I& #39;m thinking hey I can record a little video
The first time I didn& #39;t press record
The second time the camera fell
The third time I almost set myself on fire messing around with the altar candles
The forth time the camera cut my head off
The fifth time I squirted grape juice on myself
Have y& #39;all considered maybe God don& #39;t wanna give y& #39;all communion no more????
Sky God is over us... And I completely understand
I have had FIVE communions today!!!!!
I am the most communed person in North Carolina!!!!
Update... I& #39;ve called the millennials
The late millennials and a zoomer
Y& #39;all keep us in prayer... They finna grab somebody baby "ring light"
Success!!!!! Zoomers win!
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