I dreamed that @Sethrogen came over with macdonalds and cleaned my house. He brought his own cleaning supplies and told me He had offered to clean while we were drunk and I agreed. He told me he loves cleaning - especially when his friends are stressed. He scrubbed my coffee pot.
He came in rain boots and with a full set of his own cleaning supplies. I tried to protest, but he was very insistent that he deep clean while I eat macdonalds. Kasherut was not discussed. It was raining. The house was totally diffeeent than mine, a huge 50s style suburban house
He has magic cleaning supplies that made the house literally sparkle. When he was finished he pulled out a bottle of bourbon and two laptops. Time to write now, he announced, while my daughter ate French fries under the table.
Pandemic dreams are intense and very strange. Thanks for cleaning my house Seth.
I forgot to mention that it was pouring rain
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