#Table

AjaxTheGreat

ajax_great

my mother just sent me a dick pic wait, turns out it was one of those illusions where it’s actually something else she said “this is so bad.....and hysterical!!!” mom

The Emperor

GiftedAsia

signs a friend might be egotistical, have narcissistic traits and is in competition with you:They seem to make everything about themselves. Everything. You might be talking about a date gone

Sam Bowman

s8mb

This exchange shows what I see as two different kinds of leftism: one preoccupied with fairness/equality as it relates to race & sex, one as it relates to class. The

ᴮᴱlaina ✜

lainasunflower

TXT HAS A HUGE CONNECTION TO EBBETS FIELD!This was a baseball STADIUM that was DEMOLISHED in 1960! HMM Wait a minute... (THREAD)@TXT_members #minisode1 A STADIUM that was DEMOLISHED you

Hijab Shah

HijabShah

1. My first Ramzan after graduating from university was a lonely ordeal. I hadn’t yet taught myself to cook anything more sophisticated than scrambled eggs (aka Rumble Tumble as we

Onsi A. Kamel

onsikamel

The worry I have with Westminster are XVIII.2-3. Notice the grounds of assurance given—not baptism or Word or the Table (unless one takes those to be implicit in “promises”), but

The Hoarse Whisperer

TheRealHoarse

A lot of people are going to hate this and immediately reject it but hear me out.The biggest mistake Democrats have made for years and years is being too nice.We

Suburban Princess

RianaRiya

Psalm 23 is so anti-modern Christianity that prides itself in works as a manifestation of faith.The Shepherd literally does EVERYTHING for the sheep, even the act of rest is orchestrated

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moonlightbiin

Lmao Twitter niggas stop jumping to conclusions when all you have is screenshots that still don’t prove what you’re claiming challenge.https://twitter.com/dojobat/status/1264233463810490373 Cancel culture is a joke if you don’t have

virgil (or sani) ✿ vax'ildan and percival kin🥰

novenusinspace

ᴄᴀᴍᴘ ɴᴀɴᴏᴡʀɪᴍᴏ (ᴀᴘʀɪʟ 2020 ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ)ᴘʀᴏᴊᴇᴄᴛ: table for twoᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ ɢᴏᴀʟ: 30k DAY ONE• 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻: 1429• 𝘁𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗹 # 𝗼𝗳 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀: 1429• 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀 𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁: 28,571𝗲𝘅𝗰𝗲𝗿𝗽𝘁: DAY TWO• 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻: 2160• 𝘁𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗹

Kevin R Kosar

kevinrkosar

1. The media has failed to provide some context. @USPS has had excess paper mail processing capacity for a very long time. (See https://www.gao.gov/products/GAO-12-470) @RSI @PaulSteidler @RossAMarchand @PostCom2 @AmberMcReynolds @Nonprofit

Joanna Hausmann Jatar

Joannahausmann

My husband, an introvert: I don’t know why you’re complaining. I’ve been in the apartment for a week and it’s fine. Me, an extrovert: IVE BEEN HERE FOR 14 HOURS.

The American Caliban

substitute

No matter what the TV says, don't inject bleach, huff peroxide, or get out all the plutonium in the house and put it on the table for photos. The story

David Alade

DavidAlade__

Debt As A Leverage: The Tale Of Two Balance SheetsEarlier I made this comment (https://twitter.com/DavidAlade__/status/1249767110529691650?s=19) on a tweet and since then I've gotten a spur enough to compel me to

Shaquib Rashid™®

RashidShaquib

Dear @amitmalviya, Appreciate your screenshot which looks shady to begin with. 20 mins, Ms-Excel, Filtering and looking at the total's will give you the exact figure you're looking for.Conviction rate=#myth.Firstly,

Richard M. Nixon

dick_nixon

Nothing changed. Trump spoke English, as he sometimes does, and did a reasonable job of hitting his marks. And that’s all it was—his marks. His relative fluency will make for