my mother just sent me a dick pic
wait, turns out it was one of those illusions where it’s actually something else
she said “this is so bad.....and hysterical!!!”
mom
why mom
my mom is exactly the kind of person to go “you guys wanna order some fries for the table? let’s do it, let’s be bad😉”
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