My husband, an introvert: I don’t know why you’re complaining. I’ve been in the apartment for a week and it’s fine.

Me, an extrovert: IVE BEEN HERE FOR 14 HOURS. IM HEARING VOICES AND IM PRETTY SURE THE LAMP IS TALKING TO ME.

My husband, an introvert: what do you want to do for lunch?

Me, an extrovert: FACETIME FIVE FRIENDS FROM DIFFERENT DEVICES AND THEN PLACE THEM AROUND THE TABLE WITH PILLOWS FOR BODIES

My husband: ...I'm just gonna unfreeze some chicken

My husband, an introvert: hey can you keep it down? I'm reading.

Me, an extrovert: WELL I'M LEARNING THE CHOREOGRAPHY TO "CRAZY IN LOVE" BY REPLAYING IT 500 TIMES AT FULL VOLUME BECAUSE I NEED TO FEEL SOMETHING!

My husband, an introvert: why are you in a bad mood?

Me, an extrovert: *gestures dramatically at everything*

Me, an extrovert: WTF why are you in a bad mood?

My husband, an introvert: I’m not... I’m just sitting quietly.