#Gotta

Afsaneh Gray

afsanehgray

Now here's a conundrum... I've been shortlisted for an award, which would normally be lovely. But the ceremony is happening tomorrow, and I haven't been invited. In fact, I found

::crystymre::

crystymre

“I was going to propose to you, you know?” His words were like a slap to the face. “Bought the ring and everything. Wonder if you ever would have truly

Sam 💖

hoodcuIture

I been tryna say there’s a certain way Black women lay abd style their wigs that white women are copying. It’s like a gateway to black fishing. Idk how to

tim

urbane_turtle

Bad look to say no one gets a raise this year but here are 2 new VP level positions we are hiring for. IMO Lol holy shit I just saw

Janelle Bongiovanni

_bongiovanni_

shit my bf says while in quarantine, a thread:*playing COD w friends* STAY SAFE! I’LL COME GET YOU!! *playing COD w friends continues* I’m headed for the king. *playing COD

Key

THATBITCH_KEY

I CAN’T BEEF WITH A BITCH THAT GOTTA ACCENT TURN THE ACCENT OFF BEFORE YOU BEEF WITH ME WTF IS A PUSEYHO ?! IF YOU DONT SAY PUSSYASSHOE IM NOT

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glori_ah

Do I gotta show ass to get attention? Like damn Damn snm

Adam

ADAMATOMIC

im a dude who makes games so i have a right and a duty to broadcast my hot takes about difficulty:1 - you need the right humidity. too dry, and

Alice 🏠💕 #StayHome

bossybigeyes

if you had to #SelfIsolate in a fictional building where would you choose? obvs gotta be Bag End for me is there even anywhere that can contend 111 Archer Avenue

april.

yoonseokie_

this is the worst, i have the biggest crush on a guy at work and we’ve never even talked to each other spoke to my work crush today only bc

MINDtek🔥🎬🖥⌨️

xXMindCrafter

Ya gotta multiply the 2 and 4 after dealing with the parentheses. It wouldn't make sense to leave the 4 in parenthesis until after you divide the 8 and 2.PEMDAS!!That's

Yananon

YananonTX

Posting POWERFUL girls in beanies Ah shit I gotta go to work

Tawanda

TawandaGona

White people make hating their parents look like an Art. KellyAnne Conways daughter listening to old Eminem charged up making fun of her mom having a DEADLY DISEASE. How are

ThomedySci

ThomedySci

"Simon we were wrong. Come back and lead us again.""I guess we're... "*Simon Bridges turns in his chair, petting a small yak*"Yak in business.""YAK YAK YAK YAK"*Doors open in comes

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BGZeroTwoOne

The path of a creator is a lonely & hard one at the beginning.I remember when I'd tweet & like my own tweets with alts.Or visiting my website in incognito

Isnard Doobie

KayJayGeneus

Shaq did this intentionally so kids can afford sneakers to wear. Sneaker culture gotta stop tryna make jokes outta this. Corny as fuck.https://twitter.com/ComplexSneakers/status/1248443630634885120 I can bet the house most of