Now here's a conundrum... I've been shortlisted for an award, which would normally be lovely. But the ceremony is happening tomorrow, and I haven't been invited.

In fact, I found out about the ceremony from an article in which my name (and the names of two other shortlisted playwrights) was mysteriously absent. A mistake that's still not been rectified...

...which means nobody knows about the ceremony now, because they've just gone silent. Is a ceremony still a ceremony if nobody attends it?

I mean there are some other very fishy things about this business, those are just the headlines.

Gotta love this industry, eh?

(and yes! it's my first ever subtweet!)

(also, who are the other two missing playwrights??)