#Gotta

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nonthusiasm

i gotta go sleep early tonight my face pale as fuck now idk what happen i look like an insect no not insect what is dead body called? infant? infant

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CHAMENJAY

BEING BI IS HARD LIKE GETTING REJECTED BY GIRLS AND GUYS IS STRESSFUL BUT SOMEONES GOTTA DO IT I LIKE TIDDIES AND I LIKE DICK TOO LIKE LISTEN I JUST

Paul Krueger

NotLikeFreddy

please reply to this tweet with your stories of times when coincidence or sheer random luck accidentally made you look like you were a wizard my wizard story is that

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corey_mac96

Quarantine got me bored af. So here we go ranking Thug, Future, Uzi, and Travis Scott 1-4 based off overall resume/skill/influence. Who you got? The best of this group Gonna

Angry Staffer

Angry_Staffer

Alright guys, here we go! Ask me anything, I might even answer - 30 mins, gogo! Alright guys, gotta stop there for now! I’ll go back and answer more ASAP!I

Lauren Modery

Hipstercrite

Lord have mercy I don’t understand people in public who remove their mask to sneeze. Did some minor research on sneezing etiquette:https://www.advisory.com/daily-briefing/2020/09/23/sneezehttps://www.chicagotribune.com/advice/sns-mistman

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lazyofsorrows

imagine being dead and some dollskill bitch starts skateboarding on your gravehttps://twitter.com/lennybcy/status/1265031431874662400 ok some of y’all gotta relax

“I heard accidently” 🇭🇹

iKickClouds_

Wanda had Thanos telling his partnas to pop da trunkhttps://twitter.com/YallAllLuvCris/status/1245805323119624198 Damn, now I gotta watch Endgame lol

Deborah

debbybimpong

I wish I would have started working a big girl job along time ago...not because it’s easier then bartending or serving. Just to get my mentality on track when it

Teddy Whylin

WyzeeQue

Mans gotta update his mother's day spreadsheet listhttps://twitter.com/balleralert/status/1259972319029559296 Niggas sayin Future had to VLookUp his baby momma names in order to send those Mother's Day tweets out

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VeliSensei

mini-thread of people who thought they had Itachi on lock but he left them looking stupid Kurenai sweetie you should be ashamed you even attempted that weak genjutsu against someone

Alex Martinson

aethorian112

Gotta love when the actions of four or five people cause your entire scene to get labelled as misogynistic... Don't get me wrong, what happened to GoGeurt was absolutely unacceptable,

Dariel ⚡🦅

DarielTL

Fellas, are y'all just NOT getting haircuts too? I haven't seen a single complaint. I'm STRESSED. Been wearing a hat everywhere cuz i look like someone's sleep paralysis demon

Alec Lafavore

Alafavore

Jerry dumps his girlfriend because she doesn't count 20 Mississippi seconds when she washes her hands. ("You gotta do the Mississippi!")Elaine explains to her new boyfriend why she slept with

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TR4SHPUNK

I was definitely expecting too much, but I was very disappointed when I looked at the list of characters in clone high & there’s no interesting leftist figures (cept MLK

Moderately Mom

momtribevibe

Me: I'm going to be so productive today My period: bitch you thought *spends 12 hours crying & eating chocolate* I didn't eat a handful of cookies for breakfast YOU