"Simon we were wrong. Come back and lead us again."

"I guess we're... "

*Simon Bridges turns in his chair, petting a small yak*

"Yak in business."

"YAK YAK YAK YAK"

*Doors open in comes Paula but in a yak patterned suit. *

"YAK YAK YAK YAK"
*BILL ENGLISH GUNS INTO THE ROOM ON A QUAD. *

"I GOTTA YAK FOR YOU BABY!"

*HE RIPS OFF HIS SHIRT HE'S YAK HAIRY NOW. ALL HAIL THE SILVERYAK*

"YAK YAK YAK YAK"

*HERE COMES JOHN KEY BUT SHIT THAT'S NOT JOHN KEY THAT'S A YAK WITH POOR DICTION. *

"YAAAAAAAK"

*IT'S YAK CENTRAL*
"Guys we do need policies though"

"YAK YAK YAK YAK GIVE US THE YAK"
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