please reply to this tweet with your stories of times when coincidence or sheer random luck accidentally made you look like you were a wizard

my wizard story is that one time an ex cheated on me, and as we were breaking up in Central Park, I told her that people would always be able to see her for what kind of person she was

and right at that moment a pigeon pooped on her

your wizard stories are all great. posting this prompt was genius. great move, me

Alright, I've gotta get some work done, but please keep sharing your wizard stories! I'll read them later