please reply to this tweet with your stories of times when coincidence or sheer random luck accidentally made you look like you were a wizard

my wizard story is that one time an ex cheated on me, and as we were breaking up in Central Park, I told her that people would always be able to see her for what kind of person she was

and right at that moment a pigeon pooped on her

your wizard stories are all great. posting this prompt was genius. great move, me

Alright, I& #39;ve gotta get some work done, but please keep sharing your wizard stories! I& #39;ll read them later