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Me: I'm going to be so productive today
My period: bitch you thought
My period: bitch you thought
*spends 12 hours crying & eating chocolate*
I didn't eat a handful of cookies for breakfast YOU did
What's a girl gotta do around here to get a hug without actually being touched!?
A bonfire, but it's just me burning all my pants that don't fit.
*listens to the same 5 songs on repeat*
I don't know who needs to hear this, but I want chilli cheese fries
What is an acceptable amount of cookies to consume in a day?
