Me: I& #39;m going to be so productive today

My period: bitch you thought
*spends 12 hours crying & eating chocolate*
I didn& #39;t eat a handful of cookies for breakfast YOU did
What& #39;s a girl gotta do around here to get a hug without actually being touched!?
A bonfire, but it& #39;s just me burning all my pants that don& #39;t fit.
*listens to the same 5 songs on repeat*
I don& #39;t know who needs to hear this, but I want chilli cheese fries
What is an acceptable amount of cookies to consume in a day?
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