Jerry dumps his girlfriend because she doesn& #39;t count 20
Mississippi seconds when she washes her hands. ("You gotta do the Mississippi!")

Elaine explains to her new boyfriend why she slept with someone else ("It doesn& #39;t count! You fled the city!")

George discovers his date is only attractive when she& #39;s wearing her mask. ("I asked her to wear it in bed...")

Kramer& #39;s homemade hand sanitzer gets half the building sick when he skimps on the high-proof alcohol ("Booze is booze, Jerry")

I& #39;m going insane.