Jerry dumps his girlfriend because she doesn't count 20
Mississippi seconds when she washes her hands. ("You gotta do the Mississippi!")

Elaine explains to her new boyfriend why she slept with someone else ("It doesn't count! You fled the city!")

George discovers his date is only attractive when she's wearing her mask. ("I asked her to wear it in bed...")

Kramer's homemade hand sanitzer gets half the building sick when he skimps on the high-proof alcohol ("Booze is booze, Jerry")

I'm going insane.