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My doctor and I were discussing my anxiety and she said "Brains are made to keep us alive. They're not made to keep us happy." And I can't stop thinking

Remember how a while back I said that I went to a Michelin starred restaurant and it was one of the most singularly awful meals of my life? I finally

"The Founder never intended for D.C. to be a state." Oh, shut up.Do you realize how stupid it is to start touting the beliefs of a bunch of dudes from

Everyone, my husband left the house and asked me to keep an eye on his sauce, does he understand the immense power and responsibility I now wield?!! HOW DOES TOMATO

The Joker should have been a woman. And she finally went insane because too many random dudes told her to smile, so now she perpetually smiles while terrorizing Gotham. She

Everyone is praising @PaulaReidCBS (as well we should), but I feel like that's burying the lede here.This behavior from Trump isn't merely unpresidential. It's abusive. He does it to women

Kristen Bell. Gillian Anderson. Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Mindy Kaling. Bea Arthur. Kim Fields. Esther Rolle. Raven Symone. Melissa Joan Hart. Kiernan Shipka.https://twitter.com/mrmarkmillar/status/1246900979913629701 Justina Machado. Sandra Oh. Christina

I am about to cut my husband's hair. Some of you are inevitably going to comment with, "Oh, it's just hair, it's no big deal." You ... obviously have not