I am about to cut my husband& #39;s hair.
Some of you are inevitably going to comment with, "Oh, it& #39;s just hair, it& #39;s no big deal."

You ... obviously have not met my husband?

This guy cares about his hair? Even in a quarantine?
I mean, dear god, LOOK:
It& #39;s honestly just this perfect wave of salt and pepper fading into his skin, I am so screwed.
He just LOOKS LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME, and HE JUST ASKED ME TO CUT HIS HAIR AND IT& #39;S GOING TO BE AWFUL
UGHHHH This is what I get for marrying a Tom Ford ad.

If you hear screaming, rest assured, it& #39;s one of us?
Anyway, I& #39;ll update in an hour if he hasn& #39;t electronically filed for divorce.

Ugh. God.

Take my advice, people: marry bald men.
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