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Everyone, my husband left the house and asked me to keep an eye on his sauce, does he understand the immense power and responsibility I now wield?!!
HOW DOES TOMATO SAUCE WORK, PLEASE ADVISE, DO I ADD CHOCOLATE SYRUP TO IT
He& #39;s been gone three minutes, the sauce still looks fine, I can manage this for another 87 minutes, right? RIGHT?
Update: if you put a colander on your head you can kind of look like a member of Devo.
Pretty sure they& #39;re gonna revoke it. https://twitter.com/Anthropologal/status/1381015731194761217">https://twitter.com/Anthropol...
Update: things are going great! Vacuumed, made a cake, did the dishes, tidied up. Can& #39;t help but think I& #39;ve forgotten something though.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
He& #39;s home. Trying to come up with a plan and the best I have is "fake my own kidnapping"
Good news, our (vaccinated) dinner guests arrived and my mom is distracting everyone with the story of how my aunt& #39;s house burned down.
Mom is now talking about out of body experiences, not sure why I was concerned about the sauce
Anyway.
Mom is now talking about how much she hates the English.
"They& #39;re all thieves!"
This is turning into a lecture about colonialism, and she& #39;s not wrong.
"They& #39;re all thieves!"
This is turning into a lecture about colonialism, and she& #39;s not wrong.
I made a cake which provoked a twenty minute fight about religion.
Rand& #39;s grandfather has been trolling my mother for half an hour about how God worked at a desk and wrote the Bible and I& #39;m hyperventilating.
Okay, dinner accomplished. Guests came to some agreement about the existence of god. Kitchen cleaned. I am very tired.
I forgot that having people over is work.
I forgot that having people over is work.
