Remember how a while back I said that I went to a Michelin starred restaurant and it was one of the most singularly awful meals of my life?

I finally sat down and wrote about the whole fiasco. https://bit.ly/HellNoBros ">https://bit.ly/HellNoBro...
"The décor had the of chicness of an underground bunker where one would expect to be interrogated for the disappearance of an ambassador& #39;s child."

I wrote about one of the most bizarre and truly disappointing meals of my life. http://bit.ly/HellNoBros ">https://bit.ly/HellNoBro...
Note: I am not kind. But after dropping that much money and having to feed my husband Benadryl afterward, you& #39;d be a little mad, too.
“These are made with rancid ricotta,” the server said, a tiny fried cheese ball in front of each of us.

“I’m… I’m sorry, did you say rancid? You mean… fermented? Aged?”

“No. Rancid.” https://bit.ly/HellNoBros ">https://bit.ly/HellNoBro...
Someone found a photo of the chefs. https://twitter.com/simply_hande/status/1468683901879177216">https://twitter.com/simply_ha...
Y& #39;all my sweet friend Ellie just shared some more photos from this night and I somehow forgot the fruit roll-up and creme fraiche course and oh my god our faces during this meal. https://twitter.com/ellerosetweets/status/1468674216698564617">https://twitter.com/elleroset...
Update: Lisa found the Polaroid that the chef insisted on taking with us even though we didn& #39;t ask. Note the balloons. https://twitter.com/LisaDMyers/status/1468832898304380932">https://twitter.com/LisaDMyer...
I have just been informed that one of the chefs has a tattoo that says "Bros Before Hos".

What an absolute asshole. https://twitter.com/rileyisaghost/status/1468837248070156293">https://twitter.com/rileyisag...
UPDATE, HE& #39;S SEEN THE POST: https://twitter.com/everywhereist/status/1469109809593012226">https://twitter.com/everywher...
You can follow @everywhereist.
Tip: mention @twtextapp on a Twitter thread with the keyword “unroll” to get a link to it.

Latest Threads Unrolled: