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Remember how a while back I said that I went to a Michelin starred restaurant and it was one of the most singularly awful meals of my life?
I finally sat down and wrote about the whole fiasco. https://bit.ly/HellNoBros
I finally sat down and wrote about the whole fiasco. https://bit.ly/HellNoBros
"The décor had the of chicness of an underground bunker where one would expect to be interrogated for the disappearance of an ambassador's child."
I wrote about one of the most bizarre and truly disappointing meals of my life. http://bit.ly/HellNoBros
I wrote about one of the most bizarre and truly disappointing meals of my life. http://bit.ly/HellNoBros
Note: I am not kind. But after dropping that much money and having to feed my husband Benadryl afterward, you'd be a little mad, too.
“These are made with rancid ricotta,” the server said, a tiny fried cheese ball in front of each of us.
“I’m… I’m sorry, did you say rancid? You mean… fermented? Aged?”
“No. Rancid.” https://bit.ly/HellNoBros
“I’m… I’m sorry, did you say rancid? You mean… fermented? Aged?”
“No. Rancid.” https://bit.ly/HellNoBros
Someone found a photo of the chefs. https://twitter.com/simply_hande/status/1468683901879177216
Y'all my sweet friend Ellie just shared some more photos from this night and I somehow forgot the fruit roll-up and creme fraiche course and oh my god our faces during this meal. https://twitter.com/ellerosetweets/status/1468674216698564617
Update: Lisa found the Polaroid that the chef insisted on taking with us even though we didn't ask. Note the balloons. https://twitter.com/LisaDMyers/status/1468832898304380932
I have just been informed that one of the chefs has a tattoo that says "Bros Before Hos".
What an absolute asshole. https://twitter.com/rileyisaghost/status/1468837248070156293
What an absolute asshole. https://twitter.com/rileyisaghost/status/1468837248070156293
UPDATE, HE'S SEEN THE POST: https://twitter.com/everywhereist/status/1469109809593012226
