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The amount of friends I had while a Christian who bled on their wedding night NOT from a hymen but from being too dry was literally all of them.To the

I don’t need to take another test to tell you: my top love language is gifts.It’s the worst one. People view you as shallow or impossible. They don’t understand it

People don’t understand polyamory and that’s why they don’t believe that Nicole Poturalski can be deeply in love with her husband, date Brad Pitt, and have there be absolutely zero

CW: religious trauma, painful sexI keep thinking about that comment Shapiro’s doctor wife (that’s what he calls her) made about wet pussies being infected and remembering that nearly every single

Remember: if it says, “part wolf” or “wolf-hybrid”, you don’t want it!I know it seems cool as hell!I know several!But they legally cannot be vaccinated and that means a veterinarian

I hate the president but comments on people’s weight come from a place in your brain that has developed a disordering of how it is supposed to function. As a

Oh no straight cis men are so incredibly bad at sexxxxx ohhhh godddddddd only like 20% of people with vaginas can get off vaginally AND THE STRAIGHT CIS MEN STILL