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Ok so...ok.. I had never seen the 89 Batman before. It came out when I was 7, so I was young for it and um..WHAT I HAD BEEN LED TO

Periodic reminder that there was an Irish woman pirate in the 1500s who captured her own husband’s castle and threw him out and so dominated the seas England didn’t go

As I am required to comment on all discourse by my broken brain... how does the shredded cheese...make a difference in whether she can eat the fajitas? Will she have

Your Quarantine Personality as Anne Of Green Gables Characters, a thread:ANNE-imagines it isn’t really happening-but fantasizes about nursing sick hot guys-writes book about helping instead of helping Marilla-has made 475

He’s definitely sleeping with the Waffle House cook.https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1260126130687881217 This is not random insanity, this is a sex game and girl has got to realize she is a mere pawn. This

This Snakey looking fellow is an alligator lizard, who seems to be living in our tomatoes. And apparently, every night this week, has been feasting on drunken pill bugs, washing

I don’t know if Pilsner is good for Graham (we’ve named him Graham) so I believe the feasts will come to an end, but it just goes to show you

So. We had a massive infestation of pill bugs who ate our zucchini twice. So we put out beer traps (they go to drink the beer, they fall in.)Then a

If social distancing in some forms has to continue through 2022, I have literally no idea how movies will get made. You’d either have to quarantine your entire team -

What was the best class you ever took? I took English in summer school after sophomore year so I could skip it in senior year. It was a class of

Calling all @ewarren fans and #WarrenDemocrats! Today, we talk to Warren Director of Influencer Engagement Lee Sova-Claypool about how E.W's ideals can help us fight Covid-19. Listen and share!https://www.podbean.com/media/share/pb-jfpgs-d86462#.

The people at your family Thanksgiving, as John Mulaney gifs:Dad Mom Creepy Uncle Joe Creepy Uncle Joe’s 22 yo girlfriend A toddler you can’t remember how you’re related to The