Ok so...ok.. I had never seen the 89 Batman before. It came out when I was 7, so I was young for it and um..

WHAT

I HAD BEEN LED TO BELIEVE BY MANY MANY COMIC BOOK BOYS THAT THIS WAS A DARK AND EDGY MOVIE AND JACK NICHOLSON IS CURRENTLY PRANCING AROUND IN A PURPLE SATIN CHEFS HAT

I don’t use this insult lightly but
YOU FUCKING DORKS

Kim Basinger just got rescued for not being fat...I...

“Check his wallet”

YOU ABSOLUTE NERD FACE NERDS

Ok there are people in my mentions defending this ridiculous pile of meringue and SHUT UP YOU GEEKS, MY GOD. I WILL BULLY YOU MYSELF.