Your Quarantine Personality as Anne Of Green Gables Characters, a thread:

ANNE
-imagines it isn’t really happening
-but fantasizes about nursing sick hot guys
-writes book about helping instead of helping

Marilla

-has made 475 masks
-doesn’t believe wearing them will help
-does anyway so Anne won’t be tragic about it

Rachel Lynde
-believes hydroxychloroquine is a cure
-blames China
-refuses to social distance in pursuit of gossip

MATTHEW

-worried that cows can get it
-asks Anne if cows can get it
-too embarrassed to ask for cow masks

DIANA BARRY

-stress-eating chocolates
-thinks posting wistful selfies #AllInThisTogether is the most anyone could do
-Gaining 800 followers a day

GILBERT BLYTHE

-left immediately to work in the hospitals
-writing endless sentimental letters
-100% infected

MISS STACEY

-determined time keep everyone’s spirits up
-drinking alone a lot
-hasn’t put on a corset in two months

JOSIE PYE

-Protesting that she can’t get a haircut

MORGAN HARRIS

-reduced to bracing walks around Maplehurst
-Not really loving all this daddy/daughter time
-will break quarantine for tinder hookups

EMMELINE HARRIS
-reading a lot of Sylvia Plath
-Her one-woman shows on the balcony are not appreciated
-just gettin gayer

KATHERINE BROOKE

-holding it together on the outside but dying inside
-tightness of hair bun has become only tie remaining to order
-Gonna run off to a nudist colony any moment