The people at your family Thanksgiving, as John Mulaney gifs:

Dad
Mom
Creepy Uncle Joe
Creepy Uncle Joe’s 22 yo girlfriend
A toddler you can’t remember how you’re related to
The Youngest Sibling Who Is An Actor
Republican Uncle
Childless Aunt 1
Survivalist Cousin
Teenage Nephew You Worry About
Grandma Who Still Thinks it’s The Depression
Sibling who made the same side dish as you and takes it as an attack
Grandpa
Another toddler you *think* is a cousin?
Dieting Aunt
Childless Aunt Who Only Knows One Celebrity Name And Thinks They’re In Everything
The Religious Contigent At Grace
Everyone else at Grace
Dinner at Last! Happy Thanksgiving!
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