This Snakey looking fellow is an alligator lizard, who seems to be living in our tomatoes. And apparently, every night this week, has been feasting on drunken pill bugs, washing it down with Coors, and dragging the cups into the blueberries for dessert.

I don’t know if Pilsner is good for Graham (we’ve named him Graham) so I believe the feasts will come to an end, but it just goes to show you never know who will show up when you put out beer.

And also we got a drunk lizard to deal with.

A LOT of you are advocating for enabling Graham’s alcohol habits and I need you to take a look at your lives. I don’t even know if he’s 21. Or a COP.

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