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If you remember me for anything remember me for this it is *spectacular* at night The blender on the “bar” actually has a spooky alien monster friend who pops out,
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This question + the whole conversation around it is terrifying evidence that we are seven months into a pandemic and all just running screaming into walls constantlyhttps://twitter.com/peapodpritchard/status/1310779316540645377 The best thi
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hi let’s talk about thiskey lede sentence: "some Austin drinking spots had trouble following capacity limits and social distancing rules"https://bit.ly/2zzucxF “had trouble” is some weenie bullshit, boy howdybars are p
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A lot of people are asking “Why’s reopening taking so long?” and that's a fair question, but please be patient w/the CDC, which is working hard to contact each and
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In case you are noting businesses never to patronize again, @infatuationATX keeps a tally of restaurants willing to kill people to open at 25% capacity, which is not enough to
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Have the sex you want to have but IME a thing that will 10000% improve your sex life is accepting that it is a fun silly sloppy spitty jiggle party
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