Have the sex you want to have but IME a thing that will 10000% improve your sex life is accepting that it is a fun silly sloppy spitty jiggle party instead of expecting every boner to splooge out Jesus’ Special Baby Kissy Romance Sperm or else https://twitter.com/LilaGraceRose/status/1188167455492853760
“when we cheapen sex”

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN PEOPLE HAVING SEX? THEY’RE PULLING PUBES OUT OF THEIR TEETH.
“when we cheapen sex”

THE DOG IS STARING AT YOUR NAKED ASS, SHARON
“when we cheapen sex”

AT LEAST TWO PEOPLE, RIGHT NOW, ARE DOIN’ IT TO THE BLUES CLUES THEME BECAUSE THEY ARE

REALLY

REALLY

REALLY

INTO IT
spare me please jiggly jesus
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