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I know this Dodger pitcher is Dylan Floro, but the blocky print makes me see FLORD and I keep thinking about what kind of first name goes with the last

These Nine Inch Nails definitive vinyl editions are stunning, both from a sound perspective and an artwork perspective.I haven’t seen packaging this good for an album in FOREVER. Worth buying

I’ve started a new evening ritual: I leave all my technology inside except my Walkman, and I get into the hammock in the back yard and listen to an album

I have just invited a raccoon into the hammock with me and the raccoon has obliged. The raccoon stares at me for a while. Like, “you invited me up here,

This afternoon I ate some expired hummus that seemed just fine.Reader, I am here to tell you that it was not fine. Earlier this evening I expelled the majority of

My planned 2020 book tour relied heavily on Comic Con-style events, and it has been fascinating to see how different shows handle rescheduling and cancellation. I’d bet most of it

One year the spending limit for our workplace gift exchange was $20. I found the Showgirls fancy DVD boxed set at HMV for $5, so I bought four of them

I started playing Animal Crossing and WHAT THE FUCK, YOU START THIS GAME IN DEBT TO FUCKING RACCOONS?? So the raccoon sends me to get tree branches but the motherfucker

This is 100% the setup to a horror movie. https://www.theinformation.com/articles/pandemic-spawns-escape-communities-promising-self-isolation-in-a-group?utm_content=article-4361&utm_campaign=article_email&utm_source=sg&utm_medium=email HO