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I know this Dodger pitcher is Dylan Floro, but the blocky print makes me see FLORD and I keep thinking about what kind of first name goes with the last name Flord. I’m thinking maybe Yam?
Yeah. Yam Flord.
Yeah. Yam Flord.
Rulay Flord
Bebson Flord
Chambrey Flord
Grig Flord
Purkay Flord
Skirk Flord
This is the part of the thread where I start hemorrhaging followers, but honestly if you weren’t expecting this kind of thing how did you get here in the first place
Orktarbar Flord
(Pronounced like the month)
(Pronounced like the month)
Dinger Flord
Now THAT is a baseball name
Now THAT is a baseball name
Chapesty Flord
When I try to write things phonetically the way I hear Americans say them, the only vowel I use is “a”
Ya gatta stap tha cah https://twitter.com/JennsLenz/status/1316943049486905348
Ya gatta stap tha cah https://twitter.com/JennsLenz/status/1316943049486905348
Or even Scolby Flord https://twitter.com/BevatronDrummer/status/1316943305175957510
Gingys Flord
Horbat Flord
Croquette Flord
Shank Flord
I’m approaching my 80,000th tweet and it’s gonna be like “Chork Flord” or something like that
Scabury Flord
Gravis Hundrett-Flord
Jormsden Flord
Scabbage Flord
Ugh so entirely without wanting to I am writing a children’s book called The Flords in my head right now
Hestamine Flord
Cherbake Flord
Pork Flord
Chombat Flord-Greeson
I’m going to sleep now because this baseball game is over, but I expect at least 200 more top-tier Flord names in my mentions by the time I wake up tomorrow.
The next book — and I mean the next next book because I submitted the manuscript for the second Effin’ Birds book a couple of weeks ago — is humour in the vein of Batman 66, absurdity played straight as an arrow. So no Flord names, sadly. https://twitter.com/Cougsky/status/1316951201116803074
Nardine Flord
Honnagurd Flord
Staingle Flord
How long until someone tries to stop me https://twitter.com/TheWilltoHunt/status/1317253394415931392
Bronk Flord
But it’s pronounced which-eeta https://twitter.com/ehme/status/1317259885013237760
Counterpoint: Paul can suck it https://twitter.com/pbroos1/status/1317260916904370177
