You'll be treating your crush right, thinking you're raising the bar for other guys who move to her... only to find out that Timothy piped because he bought her indomie with extra fried egg and no sardine.

He's the area barber, he was telling his boys while cutting your hair.

He's almost done with your fade but you don't want to leave yet because he's giving the guys all the lurid details. He doesn't know you're low-key moving to Naa. He's adding bomb jokes, everyone is laughing but you're just sitting there doing 𝘢𝘩 𝘩𝘢𝘩 𝘩𝘢.

"Oh as she remove pant then she get some light bush sef, wey I tell am say next time I go bring my clippers take trim am"

NEXT TIME? NEXT TIME? You looked up at him unexpectedly, the machine did𝘸𝘩𝘳𝘳 and you felt extra hair fall on your face. Now you have to do by-force aboy.

He's telling them how soft her ass is and you agree in your head. Because when you took her to see John Wick, there weren't many people in the cinema and she let you press small. You didn't even fully watch the movie so you're waiting for torrent to download.

"Oh we eat finish sef she fix cerelac for me" He's getting fans.

'Ah wait, cerelac.. the mixed fruits one?' you blurted out without thinking, everyone stares at you.

"Yea, some bozin container."

Now you have tears in your eyes because you bought it for her. Jumbo-sized tin.

You bow your head so he finishes up your fade. He raises your head to shape your mustache and it's soaked with mucus.

"Ah boss udey cry? Why, I cut you?"

'oh nah ebi the rubbing alcohol'

"For where? Ano even get some today"

'Ebi cool.. I just kai some my uncle ein funeral'

He's done, he charges you 10ghc and tells you how fresh you're looking but you're just annoyed. You look in the mirror to check yourself because you're going straight to Naa's house from there.

But this is all you see in the mirror..