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Since the Rona hit, business make slow. Things no dey move like they used to, wey uno like bring your shit to twitter so you base.
But all this, your girl no see - always RTing gift packs, sending you subtle hints.
But all this, your girl no see - always RTing gift packs, sending you subtle hints.
She always dey on some "the person who gets the most RTs by 6pm wins".
Uno even know how she dey find these things. Every time she quotes them, you're the one who has to deal with the stress.
Uno even know how she dey find these things. Every time she quotes them, you're the one who has to deal with the stress.
Everyday, 'babe RT for me to win this'. She even wants you to share it with the boys in the futbol whatsapp group. Ah, make Obunda take roast you? Never.
Uno dey like these things, but uno want tell am how to use her twitter, so you mute her for your peace of mind.
Uno dey like these things, but uno want tell am how to use her twitter, so you mute her for your peace of mind.
So as you dey wey whatsapp group notifications dey go off, you make surprised; cuz matches and tings no dey. You check out what's happening, only find that Obunda has shared your girl's tweet to the page.
"Chale our boy is spoiling his babe o 
"
You're getting fans.
"You're getting fans.
Eh? Who dey spoil who? You check her TL. Viva La Vida restaurant says someone anonymous has set a dinner reservation with her. She excite. She think say ebi you. She quote your handle, "I love you" and tings.
People dey reply, "wow when a man loves you" '"God when"
People dey reply, "wow when a man loves you" '"God when"
You're thinking of how to tell her you're not the Anon when your phone starts ringing.
'Hello chairman'
"Dun chairman me abeg. Where's ma moni? Everyday excuses, but udey go dinner plus your girl. I see."
'Hello chairman'
"Dun chairman me abeg. Where's ma moni? Everyday excuses, but udey go dinner plus your girl. I see."
You don't even get the chance to explain but you're promised fire tomorrow. The call ends. Messages start pouring in from 'Babe 
'
"Why didn't you tell me it wasn't you? The restaurant says my Anon has cancelled. I'm sure it's because I mentioned you. You should've told me"
'"Why didn't you tell me it wasn't you? The restaurant says my Anon has cancelled. I'm sure it's because I mentioned you. You should've told me"
So just like that, udey come lose your girl because you see say she be senseless demon.
But it's your fault, because you're shy to do "RT my business for me, my clients may be on your TL
"
But it's your fault, because you're shy to do "RT my business for me, my clients may be on your TL
"
Oh yeah, Obunda still dey give you fans on whatsapp though.
