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#TheWeekInTory1. The govt relaxed the rules on eating in restaurants, as long as the restaurants followed the guidelines2. To promote this, the Chancellor posed for a photo-op serving customers in
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To help the economy, they cancelled a tax on house sales, which drives the cost of property up, so even fewer people can afford a home, and everybody has more
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This episode of #TheWeekInTory is just stuff since Friday1. Ineptitude alert: due to Brexit the UK is leaving the EU’s Galileo satellite scheme, which is vital for satnav2. Independent experts
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#TheWeekInTory (Wed to Sun)1. Let’s start with the milder corruption: it was revealed Matt Hancock tried to block 400 homes and a primary school near Newmarket racecourse, after receiving at
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Part 2 of #TheWeekInTory (Wed to Sun)1. The actual Paymaster General suggested we spend the International Aid budget on a new yacht for the Queen2. And the actual Foreign Secretary
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An early #TheWeekInTory (Sun to Tues), but things are moving crazy fast1. Last week the govt said “we will work around the clock to ensure nobody goes hungry as a
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#TheWeekInTory1: Govt issued rules to quarantine new arrivals2: Their definition of "quarantine" allows popping out for food, using public transport, and moving house3: Told us 113 people died the day
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The week in Tory:1. Clapped for health workers2: Then increased the fees paid immigrant health workers to access the life-saving service they provide3: Then did a U-turn on that, only
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So let me get this straight:We have "world-beating" Test and Trace. We wanted curing, but we got beating. Obvs.But most days since we claimed 100,000 tests in a day (a
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Successful adverts always tell you a "fundamental truth" about the product: whatever a VW Golf advert says, it always reminds you they're reliable.It got me thinking how politicians only fall
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The week in Tory (Cummings special):1. Dominic Cummings, one of the few men to have ever been found in contempt of Parliament, moved onto contempt for everything2. When the story
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Our leaders: threadBoris JohnsonPriapic honey monster and artfully disheveled tribunal-magnet, who only wanted the job so he can see less of his children. I mean fewer. Bullshitted the Queen, arranged
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