Geddy Lee was my cousin Pete’s Little League coach AND Lorne Michaels was my cousin Phil’s Jewish summer camp counselor. https://twitter.com/dana_edits/status/1310246073823383553

(Love the person I just blocked for implying I got into my college bc of these connections. I was a first-gen college student on full financial aid and colleges do not usually have a form for “did your 60-something cousin in Toronto once have Lorne Michaels as a camp counselor?”)

I even said like “no that is not it” and he said “either way, it’s fine if it was.” And he had STARTED w “this definitely tracks more with the sort of person I thought went to Harvard, I was confused.” My back up plan had been LIVING w my Toronto cousins and going to U of T.

I very much do not get bothered by people correctly roasting me for my current life status but you leave that pathetic kid who got her clothes from donation bins alone, edgelord.