Him: “Things are getting crazy!”
Me: “There are those out there that were crazy long before this pandemic was unleashed on us. Don’t buy into it when you see it here on social media and on the MSM. It’s all designed to draw you in one day at a time. Look, our emissions from...
from our vehicles, buses and airplanes have most certainly dropped. Our global families are forced to work as ‘families’ and not passing ship’s. Use this time to build up your immune system and think of innovative and creative ways for your next new opportunity. It’s all there.”
Him: “Isaiah, I’m single and I live alone. This isolation is driving me crazy.”
Me: “You’re single, ‘cause u choose to be. You’re isolated, because u choose to be. You ‘see’ crazy, because you’re choosing to ‘see’ crazy. To be clear, u can’t afford to go crazy. Too expensive.”
Him: (Laughing) All true! How do you know this shit?!”
Me: “I was young once bruh. I remember what you’re feeling and I’m here to tell you. It gets better. It really does, no matter what life throws at you. It always gets better when you learn to grow from the obstacles.”
Him: “I’m still going crazy being stuck in this apartment alone.”
Me: “Your apartment building accept dogs?”
Him: “Yeah, why?”
Me: “Get a dog. I will buy six months worth of food for it.”
Him: “Are you serious?”
Me: “When have you known me not to be serious?”
Him: “Never.”
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