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I have a thought.Mayberry is weirder than Twin Peaks. Examples.One episode, Aunt Bee is a famously terrible cook whose pickles and marmalades are nearly poison. Then she’s the best cook
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If you are aspiring to create, I hope you are using this time of isolation as best you can. I know it’s hard and being removed Van mean listening even
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Cyclops' farts are concussive. When Nightcrawler farts, it smells like sulfur and makes this tiny 'bimf!' noise. When Colossus farts, it sounds like gear wheels grinding and then makes a
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I've been trying to put a couple thoughts together on these predatory people in comics. In one way or another, I've been dealing with these people since before I started
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All right, here is my Bryan Singer/Superman Returns story.It's weird. It also has no punchline.Here we go.1/ Here's a thing. I am, with these characters, a comics fan first and
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Okay, I want to tell a quick Dwayne McDuffie story, it's relevant to what we are doing.Because this auction thing has been SO much about generosity and optimism, I want
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Okay. This is going to take a bit of explanation and I will probably mess it up. Let me get all this out and hopefully it will make some sense.
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Okay. I don’t like generalizing. And this is just simple observation from two brief trips to get groceries. I don;t even like saying it and please remember that I come
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WHOA, FOLKS.Who would like to hear a short true tale that involves love, lust, betrayal, violence, bloody revenge, and a family torn apart by greed and rage?1/ Well, tough tenders,
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When Darth Vader gives a handjob,it’s called a Grasp-And-Gasp.#MovieHandjobs When Groot gives a handjob it’s called a Stump-and-Pump.#Moviehandjobs When Medusa from Clash of the Titans gives a handjob, it’s called
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We are watching Dark Phoenix. There’s more blue furries here than a Smurf orgy. Am I wrong, or does it seem like casting took a real step backward in this
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Okay, as most of you know, a huge number of creators are doing auctions to raise money for comic shops. The hashtag #creators4comics highlights them.I am doing several. I will
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