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TUESDAY. The pillar of flesh you call a body is really just an animatronic meat stack supporting a brain and a heart, the two crucial parts of you. Your brain
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NIGHTLY QUESTION: what single piece of art has impacted your life the most, helping make you become the you that you are right now(book, game, comic, painting, poem, whatever) bonus
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WEDNESDAY. The world is very stupid right now and nobody should judge you for living your weirdest, most bullshit life at present. Just like, fuck it, eat cereal out of
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go look at birds, you fools look here lemme help you here are some goddamn birds
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NIGHTLY QUESTION: what’s the best (aka your favorite) non-fiction book you’ve read (people, you gotta include an author name)
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(Don't tell this person that authors like it when you get our books from the library, and that libraries are great.) They actually don't have any idea how libraries work,
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Buckle up, butterdicks. It's time to talk about Doritos. I, like you and any other human, has definitely enjoyed the ZESTY NACHO TANG of Doritos corn chips from time to
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So, briefly, a thread on why I still do my inane morning """motivational""" tweets. Because occasionally someone (often ironically from Irony Twitter) shows up steaming mad that I'm doing this
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HOW TO WRITE A NOVEL DURING COVID-19 LOCKDOWN:1. open document2. stare at it3. stare through it4. deep breath5. okay here we go6. begin to type furiously, chicka-chacka-clacka7. realize you've written
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NIGHTLY QUESTION: what’s the best fight scene in a movie some lesser regarded fight scenes to consider should include any of the ones in Grosse Pointe Blank, I mean, c’monalso,
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NIGHTLY QUESTION: what is the worst party you have ever been to welp seriously some of y’all need to check a thread before you make the same joke 40 people
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THURSDAY. Maybe take today to learn something new? Like, hey, take up gardening! Or learn Sudoku! Study woodworking! Wield a flea market katana! Practice exploding people's hearts with your newfound
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