WEDNESDAY. The world is very stupid right now and nobody should judge you for living your weirdest, most bullshit life at present. Just like, fuck it, eat cereal out of a vase, pantsless, on a balcony, wearing a Ninja Turtle mask and blasting a Dan Brown audiobook at Volume 11
(I&
#39;m sure there&
#39;s a good argument for maintaining routine and trying to cultivate healthy behaviors but at this point I&
#39;m just embracing the chaos and going down the river with the rest of you, hitting those emotional rapids and launching my hands in the air and screaming WOOOOO)
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