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got a baby mouse away from Leo (unharmed) and released it. now he isn't speaking to me. c'mon cat, you know the game. you try to kill a mouse, the
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Hi yes hello, this is Herbert. Herbert was found by @TinaValant with no legs or claws after evidently being run over by a lawnmower, so she is taking care of
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I will be watching SNL because I love to suffer. I'll let you know how many wishes for a speedy recovery they send him opening with a debate sketch although
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vampire bats can starve to death after only two days. if a bat fails to find food, it will lick the face of one of its friends and that friend
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Twitter is pretty mean to Ben Shapiro, but Tiktok is much meaner my personal favorite this guy has downloads turned offhttps://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJBAAtAq/ not sure what to make of
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fuck my neighbors house is burning down actually it looks like maybe they got it? fire truck isn't here yet but I don't see all the flames anymore the whole
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never seen someone who had Munchausen by proxy through their dog before, but #AmyCooper has pulled it off. also note she even blamed a "black pit bull" in #3 but
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it's correct to cancel Jimmy Fallon for wearing blackface on SNL, but no one is talking about how we should also cancel Lorne Michaels for letting that shit happen #jimmyfallonisoverparty
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you know a UK scandal is bad when even I understand how bad it is. usually it's shit like "he wore a wrong color poppy!!!!!" or "she shook hands with
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honestly the main thing stopping me from personally getting into politics is knowing that I could be sexually assaulted (or regular assaulted, shout-out to Klob) by some politician, and that
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say what you want about Hillary Clinton, at least she actually wanted to win. sourcehttps://www.fec.gov/data/disbursements/?committee_id=C00703975&two_year_transaction_period=2020&cycle=2020&line_number=F3P-23&data_type=processed&
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is Alien the only horror movie with a cat (not ABOUT a cat) where the cat survives the whole movie like you could argue the cat survives Pet Sematary, but
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