I will be watching SNL because I love to suffer. I& #39;ll let you know how many wishes for a speedy recovery they send him
opening with a debate sketch although they acknowledge that it is already quite dated
honestly... Jim Carrey is kinda nailing it already
"I assume you& #39;re ready for this debate, Joe?"

"Absolutely not!"
"No, Joe. Don& #39;t let your inner Whitey Bulger come out. Just flash them all that smile you learned in anger management."

this... is... good?
oic. their running bit is gonna be "Joe is a buffoon but Kamala is a Girl Boss and we love her"
"America needs a WAP: Woman As President!"

well,
ok they are now having Biden do a bit about how we should all imagine how nice it would be if Trump died (not using that word, but that& #39;s it) and it& #39;s really landing. so maybe... maybe no thoughts and prayers.
that& #39;s how the cold open ended lmao
honestly didn& #39;t think they had it in them
Chris Rock opened with "President Trump is in the hospital with COVID and I just wanna say my heart goes out to COVID"
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