fuck my neighbors house is burning down

actually it looks like maybe they got it? fire truck isn't here yet but I don't see all the flames anymore

the whole garage and the whole living room were engulfed but now the flames are just gone? wtf

oh good, the cops are here. that's not who I called

actually it was reflections making it look like the whole house was on fire, the fire was outside. the gas grill blew up and burned down their whole wood deck. other neighbors got it out with a fire extinguisher.

fire truck still not here

two more cop cars though! great!

oh here's the fire truck. it took fifteen minutes. what the fuck, we are a small town, it shouldn't have taken this long

I'm buying a bunch of fire extinguishers I guess

now that this is all over, I would also like to share that how my mom informed me that she had just heard something explode and that the house across the street appeared to be engulfed in flames was by shouting "come here! something bad is happening!"

I believed the dog was having more diarrhea