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I sometimes get asked to donate books to children's hospitals and sick kids. I try to do it whenever I'm asked. Honestly feels like the lowest possible bar for sharing

I don't really like to comment on "what I would have done" in someone else's story. I think it's a bad precedent and is in a lot of ways antithetical

I have a Carl Reiner story that I hold very dear to me. I figured I'd share it today, on the day of his passing, because I hope it will

Just realized that the song Sapsucker Sluggo by Zoinks! borrows a melody from Hippy Dippy Do by Rocket From The Crypt. This is of no real significance to anyone but

Nice to see Fiona Apple still kicking ass. She continues to be my most famous kindergarten classmate. I also have a recollection that maybe we kissed on the playground. But

I'm not sure why anyone would choose anything but 6? A) They have a dog.B) None of the housemates are genocidal maniacs.C) The dog can fly.D) Did I mention the

So I've noticed a bunch of people getting into disputes on here over people posting about the nice and charitable things they do for others. I get the idea. You