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I'm not sure why anyone would choose anything but 6?
A) They have a dog.
B) None of the housemates are genocidal maniacs.
C) The dog can fly.
D) Did I mention the dog?! https://twitter.com/DCComics/status/1249003992996249600
A) They have a dog.
B) None of the housemates are genocidal maniacs.
C) The dog can fly.
D) Did I mention the dog?! https://twitter.com/DCComics/status/1249003992996249600
"But Jimmy Olsen seems cool...?"
Yeah, and while Batman would be thinking of ways to take you down if he "needed to", Rorschach would curb stomp you for watching TV late at night.
Yeah, and while Batman would be thinking of ways to take you down if he "needed to", Rorschach would curb stomp you for watching TV late at night.
"But Wonder Woman is my hero...?"
Awesome. And The Batman Who Laughs watches you sleep every night, Swamp Thing smells weird and leaves spores everywhere, and Lex Luthor would trick you into getting blown out the airlock.
Awesome. And The Batman Who Laughs watches you sleep every night, Swamp Thing smells weird and leaves spores everywhere, and Lex Luthor would trick you into getting blown out the airlock.
"But Superman is so kind..."
Yeah, great. Ivy tries to kill you if you eat some broccoli, Catwoman steals everyone's stuff and hordes it in her room, Darkseid is probably the reason you all have to live in a fortress, and Constantine smokes.
Yeah, great. Ivy tries to kill you if you eat some broccoli, Catwoman steals everyone's stuff and hordes it in her room, Darkseid is probably the reason you all have to live in a fortress, and Constantine smokes.
"But Hal Jordan is the best..."
Sure. But Plastic Man keeps turning himself into your towel or your underwear "for laughs", talking backwards is annoying and so are card tricks, and the Joker does pranks like saran wrap over the toilet, fake dog turds, or cutting your face off.
Sure. But Plastic Man keeps turning himself into your towel or your underwear "for laughs", talking backwards is annoying and so are card tricks, and the Joker does pranks like saran wrap over the toilet, fake dog turds, or cutting your face off.
"Lois Lane is so normal..."
Uh-huh. But Harley drinks milk out of the carton and calls everyone "puddin", Waller tries to make you all fight for her own weird plans, The Flash never stops moving like a hyperactive child whose had too much coke (not the soda). Mxyzptlk is cool.
Uh-huh. But Harley drinks milk out of the carton and calls everyone "puddin", Waller tries to make you all fight for her own weird plans, The Flash never stops moving like a hyperactive child whose had too much coke (not the soda). Mxyzptlk is cool.
What is there bad to say about 6?
"Green dude eats my oreos?" Buy Entenmanns and shut up.
"Booster isn't as funny as he thinks he is?" Neither are you. Get over it.
"My roommates are too kind and attractive?" Maybe.
"I can't stop petting the indestructible flying dog?" Don't.
"Green dude eats my oreos?" Buy Entenmanns and shut up.
"Booster isn't as funny as he thinks he is?" Neither are you. Get over it.
"My roommates are too kind and attractive?" Maybe.
"I can't stop petting the indestructible flying dog?" Don't.
