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I'm scared and I need advice.Kissmate still hasn't moved his bowels since the surgery, and Sunday was supposed to be the day by which that needed to happen. We've been

I think I'm alone for feeling this, but I'm scared of quarantine ending. I don't know how to explain it. It's like...quarantine is everyone working together through something bad. When

Kissmate, who is a veteran of tumblr, has informed me that there are people who want to bone the skeletons from Undertale and the look on his face when I

I... I might be a boy. I don't know. I don't know. I'm afraid I might lose everyone over this, if I am. But quarantine has been- not having people

I need to sleep, but if someone could teach me how to make a sourdough starter, I'll see your tweet in the morning. Thank you and bless you. I

Please call your representatives? The post office is absolutely essential to our freedom and lives.https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1249032058493681664 Life-saving medication is delivered by the mail. The USPS goes places other services won&

I'm genuinely so scared these days that I don't know how to function. We joke about doom-scrolling, but my anxiety is one that invents new horrors if the actual horrors

Let me tell you, frends, trying to arrange a shotgun wedding during a pandemic is not child's play. Wait, is it still a "shotgun wedding" if nobody's pregnant and the

Y'all. You need to all go see CHARLIE'S ANGELS, trust me. It is so good. SO GOOD. How did we get this AND Terminator in the same year? K Stew

These sorts of things always make me anxious so let me tell you: It's ok for your accomplishment to be "still alive". That's enough and it's good.https://twitter.com/stfutony/status/1193954501620690944 Just a reminder: