Kissmate, who is a veteran of tumblr, has informed me that there are people who want to bone the skeletons from Undertale and the look on his face when I said "WHAT" is truly indescribable.

"How did you not know this?"

"BECAUSE I'M NOT ON TUMBLR I GUESS??"

I'm sharing this all with you because if I have to be cursed with this knowledge, you're all coming into this hell with me.

No, you know what, I'm okay with humanity moving past wanting to only fuck Baywatch models and instead wanting to fuck interesting people regardless of how they look, my time to SHINE has arrived, lol.