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Alexandra Erin
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Remember how there was an episode of MASH where they were trying to keep a mortally wounded soldier alive through Christmas so they could record his death as happening on
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So whenever I talk on here, these past few days, about the possibility of Trump's response petering out and the fight going out of him, inevitably someone says "What about
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Pardon Trump if he can tell how much one banana costs, within 50 cents, at the grocery store closest to any of his residence. He gets one try. Pardon Trump
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The year is 2087. We have slowed and then gradually reversed climate change. The two main political parties in the US are the center-right Democrats and the left-wing Green-Progressives, but
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"He died the way he lived."https://twitter.com/Yamiche/status/1325118479989551104 I like to believe that Trump went to play golf today in part because he was convincing himself no one would dare call it
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So my favorite possible explanation for the Four Seasons Total Landscaping debacle is the official one, that it was just a place in the right area that met the security
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I know some people are worried about violence and I understand and share that fear, but I cannot imagine how the next two-months-and-change will be more dangerous with regards to
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Citizen Donald put out a statement saying that on Monday he's going to start making his case in court. That's interesting, because he's been sending his clown show lawyers to
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My current favorite implication of flat earth conspiracy theories... well, first of all, if you believe in flat earth, then satellites are fake. Because orbital mechanics depend on a curved
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My tendency to neurotically check if my cats are alive when they're sleeping has inadvertently trained one of them, Tony, to be a very deep sleeper, a fact which wound
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"We have to learn how to live with the virus!"Okay. Masks on, lather up, keep your distance, shut things down, cancel gatherings, be careful."No. We have to learn how to
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If you go on YouTube and go back to the official trailer drops for Star Wars: Rogue One, you'll see a bunch of comments from people confused about where it
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